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Laws Demotivational Poster


CRAB BATTLE! - Those claws could rip a tank apart!




LAWS - They exist because sometime, somewhere, some idiot found a brand new way to screw up


TAGS: laws dogs ban idiot
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:23 pm, #226610
Pretty sure that's meant to be a "no walking your dog in this park/area" sign, but that red line creates some dangerous ambiguity! :P
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:13 pm, #226028
lol that would need more than an idiot to do this...


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

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whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm, #117419
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


It's The Law -


TAGS: laws authority enact criminals
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 10:57 am, #250661
Coming from the most famous jaywalker in history (why did you cross the road anyhow?) that's quite the compliment little...teehee. Thanks little!
chickenlittle - October 28, 2013, 8:55 am, #250660
Haha, so true! :)


Gun Laws -


TAGS: guns laws rednecks oh my
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Sean - March 18, 2014, 4:38 pm, #253677
Actually, it's the completely made up threat of gun control that spikes sales. Real gun control never ever happens, does it?
Cannabal - March 17, 2014, 6:29 pm, #253672
The worst part of all? It's...both!
Cannabal - March 17, 2014, 6:29 pm, #253671
The worst part of all? It's...both!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2014, 10:41 pm, #253667
Irony or conspiracy? =o
Cannabal - March 16, 2014, 6:39 pm, #253663
Ironic that nothing sells guns quite like "gun control."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2014, 3:44 pm, #253529
Ergo...
CloudchaserS - March 11, 2014, 5:22 am, #253524
On 19 April 1775, an attempt at confiscating guns triggered a successful revolution.


THANKSGIVING DINNER - You had it coming.


TAGS: dinner in laws family fight thanksgiving
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 7:58 am, #227617

i thought it was "the airing of the grievances" during the festivus season.
coco2006 - January 15, 2012, 3:42 am, #227611
It's a french caricature about the Dreyfus affair. At the top, somebody remarks "above all, let's not discuss the Dreyfus Affair!" At the bottom, the caption reads "they have discussed it."


WOLVERINE - So apparently that healing factor doesn't affect male pattern baldness.




LEGO - Helping to defy the laws of physics


TAGS: escher lego time too much physics laws
Rating: 3.4/5

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Screamin Daemon - December 18, 2009, 11:26 am, #146585
This is awesome. Well done. My eyes are dizzy now...
RnRollie - November 10, 2009, 9:45 am, #135519
Its been almost a year since i've posted something new.. i think my "old" stuff is up for a revote towards the hall of fame :)
Derek - August 26, 2009, 7:12 pm, #112336
Clever - even spelt Lego without an "s" :-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 28, 2009, 1:55 am, #55152
If you put them together right, you get more lego pieces when you disassemble it.
Elder God Douchebag - January 27, 2009, 4:30 pm, #55002
M. C. Escher-edition Lego's.
RMDan - January 27, 2009, 3:57 pm, #54996
Total Mind f***. How is that even possible with Lego? Awesome work.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 9:58 pm, #23864
This is a mind f*** if there ever was one. That is some awesome Lego work.
BladeMasterV - September 7, 2008, 10:41 pm, #19550
*twitches* mind f*** holy ****sner
datnigga - August 21, 2008, 12:48 am, #15826
winnar. my mind is f***ed right now.
Randall - August 10, 2008, 6:06 pm, #13592
WTF?


HAPPINESS - Is having an attentive mother-in-law On the other end of the continent




THE MONSTER IN LAW -




COPYRIGHT LAWS - They exist for a resaon.




OUTLAW MOTORCYCLE GANGS - In The 1800's They Still Would Have Been Outlaws But They Would Have Been Riding Horses.


TAGS: bikers gangs omg freedom outlaws
Rating: 3.73/5

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Oogie - August 14, 2012, 8:01 pm, #238424
Besides, they're mostly 'posers' now, doctors and lawyers and programmers that have the fancy bikes and designer leathers. Pussies.
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 2:14 am, #238202
I see lots of law-abiding helmets.


CONTRARITY -




NICE GUY -




MOTHER IN LAWS - Shaking the box first doesn't always help.




ORDER IN THE COURT -


TAGS: freedom laws honor
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - November 3, 2012, 10:26 pm, #240389
LoL. I was in the Army but I remember our drill Sgts had this soldiers expression on MANY ocassions.... : )
maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 6:05 pm, #240379
My D I At Paris .


Extra! Extra! -




I JUST DON'T TRUST MY IN-LAWS - They said, "Nah, come on in, nothing to worry about." But I sense something is not right...




perfectionism -




FULL THROTTLE -




Living Dead -


TAGS: memories living dead inlaws zombies
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 18, 2014, 1:45 am, #255349
Thanks Grey...much appreciated!
Greybeard - June 17, 2014, 8:21 am, #255339
Great. 5 arrows to the heart and fav'd


gene splicing laws -




Less Than Perfect -




Men -


TAGS: married men in laws killer bees
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 29, 2013, 9:59 pm, #251304
Bees cannot hold a candle anywhere near my fear of clowns and spiders. Wasps, on the other hand, scary as h#ll!
chickenlittle - November 29, 2013, 3:29 pm, #251285
My second worst nightmare, covered in bees! First is attacked by wasps. But having said that, that's a pretty manly looking beeard :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 28, 2013, 2:31 am, #251217
I feel like, though, I'm always standing on ceremony. I've tried saying, "Jesus H. Christhrist! We gotta go." I'm told it's not good manners; I must at least also say "thank you" before I depart.
GaryO - November 27, 2013, 11:36 pm, #251210
I do understand that one, yet I still find it easier to leave their place than mine.


Epiphany -


TAGS: marijuana weed laws driving me insane
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - July 25, 2014, 10:19 pm, #255867
Why can't we all just be high on life? Say No to Drugs. Hugs Not Drugs.
Cannabal - July 25, 2014, 1:46 am, #255853
Yeah, but then people start complaining about how you're not sharing. You just can't win sometimes.
Cannabal - July 25, 2014, 1:46 am, #255852
Yeah, but then people start complaining about how you're not sharing. You just can't win sometimes.
MissPriss - July 24, 2014, 12:38 am, #255837
Not me...grow your own 5L pot.
curlyrocks - July 24, 2014, 12:37 am, #255836
I always said if they legalized it here in Canada I would just bootleg it any way.
Airman - July 23, 2014, 11:09 pm, #255835
well, it's legal here in Colorado.. and everyone is b****ing about the prices. The State is collecting a LOT of taxes. You get lots of b****ing either way now


Condensed Version -




jolly old elf? cia spook? -


TAGS: sandy claws
Rating: 5/5

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observingthisplanet - January 14, 2014, 5:43 pm, #252175
"My favorite song?" Oh, I don't know... I guess it's EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE by the police.


difference -




EXIT ROUTES - Some offer more excitement than others.




MURPHY'S LAW -


TAGS: whatever you may come up with some laws are unbreakable
Rating: 4.78/5

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falloutghoul - February 6, 2013, 8:49 am, #243256
And when you suddenly pull into it, it slows down while the lane you were in speeds up.


MOTHER IN LAWS WEDDING GIFT... - And then the fight started....


TAGS: inlaws
Rating: 4.64/5

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SANTA CLAWS -




BLUFFING -


TAGS: i see yer razor sharp claws and raise you one invisible bazooka
Rating: 3.5/5

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WHATADICK - June 28, 2009, 11:36 pm, #91400
STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK ITS BONES....BUT THOSE CLAWS WILL f***ING DESTROY YOU!!!!!
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 5:09 am, #90957
Until you're checking body parts in an internal diagnostic check when he hits you with that force which passeth understanding.


GRINDJOUR -




MA-DONNA - . . . just like a fine wine . . . . . . she's aged to perfection .




AMBITION -




COREY'S MILK - Yet Nobody Wants Any


TAGS: geclaws
Rating: 1.23/5


they haunt me -


TAGS: flaws
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - January 7, 2015, 8:44 pm, #259344

truth is sho, i almost called this "when sho comes calling" lol
mizzdizz - January 7, 2015, 7:35 pm, #259341
Flawless! Luuuuv it! 5L!
GaryO - January 7, 2015, 7:02 pm, #259338
this...is why the lord rules.... that's some range, RL...indeed
Sho - January 7, 2015, 6:12 pm, #259334
beautiful


Misleading Pleasure -


TAGS: calendar forum death proud dandilions in laws vernie says so
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - March 1, 2015, 10:07 am, #260185
Nice one Greeny.


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